Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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