I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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