Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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