Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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