Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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