I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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