i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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