Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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