Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This house was built for laser tag.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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