Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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