the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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