HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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