I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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