I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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