yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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