Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
