remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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