...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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