Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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