is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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