apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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