Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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