the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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