Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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