sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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