Girls should come with a carfax report
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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