i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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