I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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