Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Someone came in the potted fern
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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