Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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