have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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