Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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