Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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