didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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