no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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