Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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