That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Michael Bay diarrhea
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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