He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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