I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
