my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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