If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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