I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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