what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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