he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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