I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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