I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Randomize
