would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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