We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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