We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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