I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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