party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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