Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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