the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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