I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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